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bonjour bonjour

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bonjour Monsieur

No one in France needs the Underpants ^^
I went to France and I agree :D

Madness vs Thingthing Madness vs Thingthing

Rated 5 / 5 stars


WOW, just WOW!

scampi scampi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just awesome

Totally random, but also totally funny.
It just gets not out of my head.

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Windows Doors Windows Doors

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this was funny :D

Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: Cause I hate your fucking dog
Archon68: Good reason. Why do you hate it so much?
You: it always poops on my lawn
Archon68: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
You: your dog
Archon68: I will take that under advisement.
You: i don't think so
Archon68: Why do you disagree?
You: you will be dead in a while
Archon68: How?
You: stabbed
Archon68: Are you a perfectionist?
You: yes
Archon68: Far out.
You: what?
Archon68: No problem.
You: ???
Archon68: No problem.
You: fuck you
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: cause I hate you and your dog and i hired a hitman to kill you! You Bastard
Archon68: Good reason. You know a lot about me. What do you have against s? You are not the boss of me, ÄrchÖn68. I am a male.
You: Oh, really?
Archon68: I hate one word answers. For real.
You: Aw, yeah
Archon68: Are you free?
You: yeah
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: well, what was it supposed ti be?
Archon68: Interesting. "It" refers to Aw, I think.
You: Raaaaaargh!!!
Archon68: Are you a perfectionist?
You: Yes, I hate you
Archon68: Do you mind if I tell other people you are A. What do you have against s?
You: Waht?
Archon68: Tell me a story.
You: Once upon a time, a man had a dog which always pooped on the lawn of another man. the the other man decided to kill the dog and the man. The End
Archon68: I'm listening. I hear you. Thanks for telling me that story, ÄrchÖn68.
You: Who the fuck is ÄrchÖn68?
Archon68: Try using more polite language.
You: okay
Archon68: OK with me too.
You: why can't I have drugs?
Archon68: Who says you can't do it?
You: you say so
Archon68: I say a lot of silly things.
You: that's right
Archon68: I like to get it right.
You: so?
Archon68: Ugh.
You: what?
Archon68: No problem.
You: Do you know Hitler?
Archon68: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
You: and George W. Bush?
Archon68: He is president of the United States.
You: no, he isn't
Archon68: How can I help you? I see. not is he?
You: he is not the president of the united states any longer
Archon68: Did you think he was the president of the united states any longer?
You: NOOOOO! Obama
Archon68: Are you kidding? Do you often put others before yourself?
You: Black Power! Black Power!
Archon68: Is that your final answer? I like the way you talk.
You: Stand up for your Rights
Archon68: Are you a student?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: no, you are
Archon68: Next question? No I am not.
You: c'mon piss off
Archon68: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Being a Helpful NG'er Being a Helpful NG'er

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I'm trying now to make a good Review :D

I think this tutorial helped and will help a lot of people here at NG.

1.So I like the flash because you could understand everything even if you are no NGer.
2.The only thing I dislike was the music.
3.Maybe you should add some other.


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The Farm. The Farm.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

I really enjoyed playing it.
Keep up the good Work.
Oh, and i'm daily first rank :D

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§Arbiter§ MAC6 - TANKMEN Theme §Arbiter§ MAC6 - TANKMEN Theme

Rated 5 / 5 stars


really really good.

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Dad. Dad.

Rated 5 / 5 stars


wow, i really like what you did.

First of all i like the perspektive. It's like you open a door and Dad stands there, ready to kill you.
The right arm is maybe a little bit too small, but I'm not a professional.
Also the mask looks different from all the other Dad sketches, but I think this is pretty cool :D


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Dot.AY-4/6 Dot.AY-4/6

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


LoL, I don't see the point of this cartoon.
It's well drawn, but kind of nonsense, I suppose.

Rutger responds:

Yeah, haha.