Baruka's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Windows Doors]

this was funny :D

Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: Cause I hate your fucking dog
Archon68: Good reason. Why do you hate it so much?
You: it always poops on my lawn
Archon68: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
You: your dog
Archon68: I will take that under advisement.
You: i don't think so
Archon68: Why do you disagree?
You: you will be dead in a while
Archon68: How?
You: stabbed
Archon68: Are you a perfectionist?
You: yes
Archon68: Far out.
You: what?
Archon68: No problem.
You: ???
Archon68: No problem.
You: fuck you
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: cause I hate you and your dog and i hired a hitman to kill you! You Bastard
Archon68: Good reason. You know a lot about me. What do you have against s? You are not the boss of me, ÄrchÖn68. I am a male.
You: Oh, really?
Archon68: I hate one word answers. For real.
You: Aw, yeah
Archon68: Are you free?
You: yeah
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: well, what was it supposed ti be?
Archon68: Interesting. "It" refers to Aw, I think.
You: Raaaaaargh!!!
Archon68: Are you a perfectionist?
You: Yes, I hate you
Archon68: Do you mind if I tell other people you are A. What do you have against s?
You: Waht?
Archon68: Tell me a story.
You: Once upon a time, a man had a dog which always pooped on the lawn of another man. the the other man decided to kill the dog and the man. The End
Archon68: I'm listening. I hear you. Thanks for telling me that story, ÄrchÖn68.
You: Who the fuck is ÄrchÖn68?
Archon68: Try using more polite language.
You: okay
Archon68: OK with me too.
You: why can't I have drugs?
Archon68: Who says you can't do it?
You: you say so
Archon68: I say a lot of silly things.
You: that's right
Archon68: I like to get it right.
You: so?
Archon68: Ugh.
You: what?
Archon68: No problem.
You: Do you know Hitler?
Archon68: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
You: and George W. Bush?
Archon68: He is president of the United States.
You: no, he isn't
Archon68: How can I help you? I see. not is he?
You: he is not the president of the united states any longer
Archon68: Did you think he was the president of the united states any longer?
You: NOOOOO! Obama
Archon68: Are you kidding? Do you often put others before yourself?
You: Black Power! Black Power!
Archon68: Is that your final answer? I like the way you talk.
You: Stand up for your Rights
Archon68: Are you a student?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: no, you are
Archon68: Next question? No I am not.
You: c'mon piss off
Archon68: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Being a Helpful NG'er]

I'm trying now to make a good Review :D

I think this tutorial helped and will help a lot of people here at NG.

1.So I like the flash because you could understand everything even if you are no NGer.
2.The only thing I dislike was the music.
3.Maybe you should add some other.

-Baruka

[The Farm.]

Great Game

I really enjoyed playing it.
Keep up the good Work.
Oh, and i'm daily first rank :D

[Tchaqui Nouris World]

It's funny

It's a lot of fun, playing the undestructable ;D
But I think there should be more levels
But quite nice idea

Keep up the good work

[REPLAYING :the game:]

Awesome

Awesome game, although it sucks to search the right Mona Lisa.
(She's in the middle of the right side ;) )

[Agony: The Portal]

I love beeing the evil one

This Game is one of the best I ever played!
I love the sound of the evil laughter ^^

[Shopping Cart Hero 2]

expensive

The items are way too expensive, I think.
But maybe I just have to jump more often.
Anyway, good game
:D

[Idiot Test]

respect

I really had to laugh about the questions.
sadly i knew the joke before and answered all questions correctly.
well done

[Ninja+ 2]

Nice

Very good game,
especially the "build your own level"

[Stickya Adventurya]

nice game

nice game but really too hard
i died 200 times in the room with those heavy baloons